Golf Is The Only Game I Know

Some Emotions Cannot Be Endured With A Golf Club In Your Hands.

Doesn't It Show Us All That We Are Silly Little Boys Or Fatuous Asses To Think That We Can Play Golf Without Making A Lot Of Bad Shots?

Bad Putting Is Due More To The Effect The Green Has Upon The Player Than It Has Upon The Action Of The Ball.

The Object Of Golf Is To Beat Someone. Make Sure That Someone Is Not Yourself.

I Will Tell You Privately It's Not Going To Get Better, It's Going To Get Worse All The Time, But Don't Fret. Remember, We Play The Ball Where It Lies, And Now Let's Not Talk About This, Ever Again.