God Is Either Cruel Or Incompetent.

He Was So Depressed, He Tried To Commit Suicide By Inhaling Next To An Armenian.

Taste My Tuna Casserole - Tell Me If I Put In Too Much Hot Fudge.

Nothing Worth Knowing Can Be Understood With The Mind.

Is Old Age Really So Terrible? Not If You've Brushed Your Teeth Faithfully.

I Didn't Believe In Reincarnation In My Past Life, And I Still Don't.