God Gave Me A Very Good Hand

Water, Water, Everywhere, Atlantic And Pacific. But New York City's Got Them Beat, Our Aqua Is Terrific!

I Can Explain It To You, But I Can't Comprehend It For You.

Many Of The Self-described "political Refugees" Who Come Here Make Stopovers In Other Countries On Their Way To The U.s., In Places Where They Would Be Free To Have As Many Children As They Want. But They Choose To Continue On To The U.s. Why? Because It Is More Economically Attractive.

If They Don't Want To Pay For It, They Can Stop Drinking It.

Have You Ever Lived In The Suburbs? It's Sterile. It's Nothing. It's Wasting Your Life, And People Do Not Wish To Waste Their Lives Once They've Seen New York! This Rural American Thing - I'm Telling You, It's A Joke.