Given Enough Coffee I Could Rule The

Did I Do Anything Last Night That Suggested I Was Sane?

He's Out Of His Depth On A Wet Pavement.

In The Beginning There Was Nothing, Which Exploded.

People Look Down On Stuff Like Geography And Meteorology, And Not Only Because They're Standing On One And Being Soaked By The Other. They Don't Look Quite Like Real Science. But Geography Is Only Physics Slowed Down And With A Few Trees Stuck On It, And Meteorology Is Full Of Excitingly Fashionable Chaos And Complexity. And Summer Isn't A Time. It's A Place As Well. Summer Is A Moving Creature And Likes To Go South For The Winter.

Sometimes It Is Better To Light A Flamethrower Than Curse The Darkness.