Gayness Is A Non-issue.

Purim, One Of My Favorite Holidays. It's Like The Original Drag Queen's Holiday. It's When All The Jewish Men Go For It And Feel No Guilt For A Change.

It's Nobody's Business How You Do Something.

I Don't Think Somebody Can Just, Like, Wave A Magic Wand And Make You A Star.

I Knew I Wanted To Be A Performer And Do Comedy At 5 Years Old. My Dad's Wife, Marlene Rosenbaum, Was Boiling Water And She Goes, "what Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?" I Said, "a Comedian." And She Laughed And Laughed Because She Thought That Was The Cutest, Funniest Thing.

I'm The Only Actress In Hollywood Who Didn't Pay To Have These Lips.