Funny That All Of Nixon's Crimes -

People Sometimes Say How Standup Is So Hard, And I Always Tell Them That It's Hard At The Beginning.

What Mostly Prevents Black People From Voting Is That Drug Laws Send Them To Prison, And Then They Can't Vote.

More Astronauts Have Been To The Moon Than Farmers Who Paid The Inheritance Tax In 2013.

In Ten Muslim Countries You Can Get The Death Penalty Just For Being Gay. If They Were Chopping The Heads Off Of Gay People In The Vatican, Wouldn't There Be A Greater Outcry Among Liberals?

I'm Not A Joiner. I Don't Like Organizations.