Friendships Are Forgotten When The Game Begins.

Any Pitcher Who Throws At A Batter And Deliberately Tries To Hit Him Is A Communist.

The Lord Taught Me To Love Everybody, But The Last Ones I Learned To Love Were The Sportswriters.

The Writers Want To Know Were You Made Your Mistake, No How Well Your Curve Is Breaking.

Slow Thinkers Are Part Of The Game Too. Some Of These Slow Thinkers Can Hit A Ball A Long Way.

There Are Surprisingly Few Real Students Of The Game In Baseball; Partly Because Everybody, My Eighty-three Year Old Grandmother Included, Thinks They Learned All There Was To Know About It At Puberty. Baseball Is Very Beguiling That Way.