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I Have Never Been In A Bad Mood And Near A Beach Ball At The Same Time. Causation? Correlation? Or Fate?

I Think The Most Annoying Language Is A Tie Between All The Ones I Don't Know How To Speak.

I Find That A Shirt Is Most Similar To A Napkin When I Don't Have A Napkin.