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The Great Thing About New Jersey Is That It's Close To New York.

I'd Like To Decide Who Comes Here. I'd Like To Be The Admissions Director Of New York.

I Never Had A Typewriter. I Never Had Any Machines.

One Of The Biggest Changes In My Lifetime, Is The Phenomenon Of Men Wearing Shorts. Men Never Wore Shorts When I Was Young. This Is One Of The Worst Changes, By Far. It's Disgusting. To Have To Sit Next To Grown Men On The Subway In The Summer, And They're Wearing Shorts? They Look Ridiculous, Like Children, And I Can't Take Them Seriously. My Fashion Advice, Particularly To Men Wearing Shorts: Ask Yourself, 'could I Make A Living Modeling These Shorts?' If The Answer Is No, Then Change Your Clothes. Put On A Pair Of Pants.

Any Child Who Cannot Do Long Division By Himself Does Not Deserve To Smoke.