Folks That Blurt Out Just What They

A Friend That Ain't In Need Is A Friend Indeed.

Boys Will Be Boys, And So Will A Lot Of Middle-aged Men.

My Idea Of Walking Into The Jaws Of Death Is Marrying Some Woman Who Has Lost Three Husbands.

One Of The Commonest Ailments Of The Present Day Is The Premature Formation Of Opinion.

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty, While Bein' Above Suspicion Is About Th' Only Compensation Fer Bein' Homely.