Few Men Progress, Except As They Are

No Really Sensible Person Ever Remembers Enough Poetry To Recite It.

There Must Be Some Good In The Cocktail Party To Account For Its Immense Vogue Among Otherwise Sane People.

When A Man Is Trying To Sell You Something, Don't Imagine He Is That Polite All The Time.

Love Affairs Have Always Greatly Interested Me, But I Do Not Greatly Care For Them In Books Or Moving Pictures. In A Love Affair, I Wish To Be The Hero, With No Audience Present.

I Have Long Been Disposed To Judge Men By Their Average. If It Is Reasonably High, I Am Charitable With Faults That Look Pretty Black.