Everybody Loves Dogs. They're The Pizza Of

Atheism, A Religion Dedicated To Its Own Sense Of Smug Superiority.

I Am Down With The Latest Trends. And Everyone Knows, The Thing On The Streets Is Vampires. So I Have Been Biting People On The Neck.

If You're Injecting Fear Into Other People, Then You're Trying To Kill Their Minds. You're Trying To Get Them To Stop Thinking.

I Thought Black Friday Was When Everyone Puts On Blackface And Steals Children From Wal-mart.

Oh Sure, Its Fine When A Monkey Does It. But When I Throw Barrels At An Italian Plumber, They Call It A Hate Crime!