Every Tyrant Who Ever Lived Has Believed

As A Career, The Business Of An Orthodox Preacher Is About As Successful As That Of A Celluloid Dog Chasing An Asbestos Cat Through Hell.

History: A Collection Of Epitaphs.

A College Degree Does Not Lessen The Length Of Your Ears; It Only Conceals It.

What Others Say Of Me Matters Little; What I Myself Say And Do Matters Much.

You Can Lead A Boy To College, But You Cannot Make Him Think.