Every Joke Has Its Origin - The

It Was Peace. Peace Is When You Would Shake The Hands Of The People Around You. And You Knew Peace Was Coming Because The Priest Would Say It Five Times Rapid Fire. He'd Go, “my Peace I Leave, My Peace I Give To You. While We Ate Reese's Pieces With The Lord. And I Have A Piece Of Lint In My Peaceful Eye"!

There Will Be A Guy In A Yellow Poncho, His Name Is Hank, He Will Take You To The Whopper Lair.

I Was Very Good At Kickball ... I Was Wonderful At Ah Doing That Kick And Your Leg Goes Up And Your Shoe Went On Top Of The School

I Got Home From Work Today And Took Like A One Hundred Hour Nap. No You Did Not. You'd Be Very Sick If You Were Taking One Hundred Hour Naps. That's A Coma! If You Said You Took A Coma After Work I'd Be Able To Follow The Story.

Created A Word Game To Play With A Person You're Fighting With. Silent Treatment. Nothing Happens Until One Of You Quietly Says, Hey, You Hungry?