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As Far As I'm Concerned, Love Means Fighting, Big Fat Lies, And A Couple Of Slaps Across The Face.

When You Reach The Top, You Should Remember To Send The Elevator Back Down For The Others.

Performers And Their Public Should Never Meet. Once The Curtain Comes Down, The Performer Should Fly Away Like A Magician's Dove.

People Say That I Could Sing The Phone Book And Make It Sound Good.

My Conservatory Is In The Streets. My Intelligence Is Instinct.