Esther Williams? Wet, She's A Star. Dry,

Let The World Know You As You Are, Not As You Think You Should Be, Because Sooner Or Later, If You Are Posing, You Will Forget The Pose, And Then Where Are You?

Being A Funny Person Does An Awful Lot Of Things To You. You Feel That You Mustn't Get Serious With People. They Don't Expect It From You, And They Don't Want To See It. You're Not Entitled To Be Serious, You're A Clown, And They Only Want You To Make Them Laugh.

Without Love It Is Like Having A Good Song Without An Audience.

Men Always Fall For Frigid Women Because They Put On The Best Show.

I'm A Bad Woman, But I'm Damn Good Company.