Don't Worry About Who Doesn't Like You,

Never Have More Children Than You Have Car Windows.

Grandparenthood Is One Of Life's Rewards For Surviving Your Own Children.

I Think It's Time We Women Stopped Carrying Supplies For The Entire Family. If Children Don't Have Room To Carry Their Own Toys, If Men Don't Have Pockets In Their Pants, Tougho.

It's [motherhood] The Biggest On-the-job- Training Program In Existence Today.

Why Would Anyone Steal A Shopping Cart? It's Like Stealing A Two-year-old.