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I Didn't Get Fired." "you Didn't Punch Your Boss And Get Fired From The Tribune? That's What I Heard." "i Punched What Could Loosely Be Called A Colleague For Cribbing My Notes On A Story And Since The Editor–who Happened To Be The Asshole's Uncle–took His Word Over Mine, I Quit." "to Write Books. Is It Fun?" "i Guess It Is." "i Bet You Killed The Asshole In The First One You Wrote." "you'd Be Right. Beat Him To Death With A Shovel. Very Satisfying.

I Long For Typical Days, But Rarely Get Them Any More.

I Can Fix A Bad Page. I Can't Fix A Blank Page.

Feeling Too Much Is A Hell Of A Lot Better Than Feeling Nothing.

It Looks Like Armani And Cartier Went To War.