Dogs Are Nicer Than People.

If You Get Murdered Because You Go On A Date With Someone You Met On The Internet, You Probably Deserved It.

Most College Students Are Not As Smart As Most College Presidents.

In Spite Of Some Bad Experiences, I'm A Firm Believer In The Trial And Error Method Of Learning.

No Matter What Any Of The Grammar Teachers Say, Punctuation Is An Arbitrary Matter. It Should Be Used To Make Sentences Clear.

I've Learned... That Sometimes All A Person Needs Is A Hand To Hold And A Heart To Understand.