Dirk Was, For One Of The Few

The Little Waiter's Eyebrows Wandered About His Forehead In Confusion.

He Inched His Way Up The Corridor As If He Would Rather Be Yarding His Way Down It, Which Was True.

I Teleported Home Last Night With Ron And Sid And Meg Ron Stole Meggy's Heart Away And I Got Sidney's Leg.

For As Long As He Could Remember, He’d Suffered From A Vague Nagging Feeling Of Being Not All There.

Mark Carwardine's Role, Essentially, Was To Be The One Who Knew What He Was Talking About. My Role, And One For Which I Was Entirely Qualified, Was To Be An Extremely Ignorant Non-zoologist To Whom Everything That Happened Would Come As A Complete Surprise.