Did Your Mother Never Tell You Not

Well, The Film's Not Only Pricking The Pomposity Of The Church, It's Pricking The Pomposity, And Sometimes You Would Think Fraudulence, Of The Insurance Companies. I Had Never Read Anything Like This Until I Was Doing The Film, But Mark [joffe, The Director] And People Showed Me Stuff Where, Like A Flood, It Mattered Where The Water Came From. If You're Flooded From Above, You Get The Money; If You're Flooded From Below, You Don't. What's That About?

I’m Actually Pale Blue: It Takes Me A Week Of Sunbathing To Turn White.

Don't Die Until You're Dead.

If Jesus Was A Jew, How Come He Has A Mexican First Name?

I've Never Done A Comedy Club In My Life. It's Weird Because I Don't Have The Same Background As Most Comics. I Don't Have A History Of Going Up And Only Doing Eight Minutes.