Depending On What They Are, Our Habits

If You Could Envision The Type Of Person God Intended You To Be, You Would Rise Up And Never Be The Same Again.

My Dad Told Me That When I Was Born My Cheeks Were So Fat The Doctors Didn't Know Which End To Spank.

These Problems Are Real, And You Can't Turn Off Real Life. So I Won't Try. Instead, I'll Give You A Set Of Tools To Help You Deal With Real Life.

It's Hard, But Sometimes It Is Better To Have No Friends For A Time Than To Have The Wrong Friends. The Wrong Group Can Lead You Down All Kinds Of Paths You Really Don't Want To Be On. And Retracing Your Steps Can Be A Long And Hard Journey

The Following Is A List Of Statements Made Many Years Ago By Experts In Their Fields. At The Time They Were Said They Sounded Intelligent. With The Passing Of Time, They Sound Idiotic.