Death Has This Much To Be Said

One Of The Great Benefits Of Organised Religion Is That You Can Be Forgiven Your Sins, Which Must Be A Wonderful Thing. I Mean, I Carry My Sins Around With Me, There's Nobody There To Forgive Them.

Sex Stops When You Pull Up Your Pants, Love Never Lets You Go.

He Who Truly Believes He Has A Hangover Has No Hangover.

If You Are Using An Adverb, You Have Got The Verb Wrong.

The Human Race Has Not Devised Any Way Of Dissolving Barriers, Getting To Know The Other Chap Fast, Breaking The Ice, That Is One-tenth As Handy And Efficient As Letting You And The Other Chap, Or Chaps, Cease To Be Totally Sober At About The Same Rate In Agreeable Surroundings.