Dad Kept Us Out Of School, But

The Last Time I Used? What Do You Mean? I Used My Toaster This Morning.

Usually In A Battle Sequence When A Bomb Is Going Off, You Forget You're Acting.

I Am On A Drug. It's Called Charlie Sheen.

I Refuse To Grow Up. I Won't Become The Adult Guy.

I've Always Been A Little Skittish About Death. On Certain Days I'm Okay With It. On Other Days It's Like, "really? I Have To? No, Man, Not Me."