Critics Can't Even Make Music By Rubbing

As Far As Songwriters, I've Always Been A Fan Of Irving Berlin, Cole Porter, And George Gershwin; Those Guys Mean A Lot To Me.

I Had Low Blood Sugar, A Chemical Imbalance, Plus The Normal Nervous Breakdown Everyone Goes Through From Adolescence To Adulthood.

Humor Keeps The Elderly Rolling Along, Singing A Song. When You Laugh, Its An Involuntary Explosion Of The Lungs. The Lungs Need To Replenish Themselves With Oxygen. So You Laugh, You Breathe, The Blood Runs, And Everything Is Circulating. If You Dont Laugh, Youll Die.

My Job Is To Go Out And Entertain The Most People Possible.

Every Human Being Has Hundreds Of Separate People Living Under His Skin. The Talent Of A Writer Is His Ability To Give Them Their Separate Names, Identities, Personalities And Have Them Relate To Other Characters Living With Him.