Comedy = Tragedy + Time.

Have You Noticed That All You Need To Grow Healthy, Vigorous Grass Is A Crack In Your Sidewalk? Having A Baby Is Like Taking Your Lower Lip And Forcing It Over Your Head.

You Have To Go Through The Falling Down In Order To Learn To Walk. It Helps To Know That You Can Survive It. That's An Education In Itself.

You Do Have To Love Your Kids Enough To Let Them Hate You. But It's The Disease That's Hating You, Not Them.

I Think The Hardest Thing To Do In The World, Show-business-wise, Is Write Comedy.

What I Like To Write About Is Stuff I Know. I Don't Think I Could Write A Novel. I Don't Think I Have It In Me To Come Up With Those Kinds Of Characters.