Comedy Is The Only Weapon I Have

My Attitude Toward Peace Does Not Depend On Which War We Are Discussing. I Think That Words Should Do The Work Of Bombs.

It’s Like Your Batteries Get Low, And You Need To Charge Them On Someone Else’s Story.

You Don't Become A Republican Until You Lose All Your Baby Teeth And Fall Down A Lot And Get The Croup And Then Become Angry And Bitter.

I Really Love Steve Martin And All The Stuff He Did In The '70s. I Think It's Really Great.

It's Always Considered Bad Taste To Comment On A Tragedy Right When It's Happening, But I Love When Something Is Considered Too Soon To Talk About Because Then You Can Blast Past That Social Censorship To Get Into Something Real.