Christianity Has Done A Great Deal For

Never Lend Books, For No One Ever Returns Them; The Only Books I Have In My Library Are Books That Other Folks Have Left Me.

Lovers Who Love Truly Do Not Write Down Their Happiness.

The Law In Its Majesty Prohibits Rich And Poor Alike From Sleeping Under Bridges.

If It Were Absolutely Necessary To Choose, I Would Rather Be Guilty Of An Immoral Act Than Of A Cruel One.

History Books That Contain No Lies Are Extremely Dull.