Carol Leifer Is Funny, Really Funny.

Babies Don't Know Who's Rich And Who's Poor. You Love 'em And They're Happy.

Women Can Have All The Evidence But They Still Want The Confession.

We Were So Poor My Daddy Unplugged The Clocks When We Went To Bed.

I Hate When People Go On Tv And Tell You How Hard It Is To Do Animation. No, No, No. Ups Is Hard Work. I’ve Done Some Animation And Here's How Easy It Is. The Easiest Job In The World. I Go In A Booth And I Go, What’s The Line? And The Guy Goes, It’s Time To Go To The Store. And Then I Go, It’s Time To Go To The Store. And Then They Gave Me $1 Million.

People Are Always Going To, You Know, Find Something Wrong With People Who Are Not The Exact Same As Them. That's Just What It Is. Black, White, Short, Tall, Religions, Whatever. People Are Bad.