By Tomorrow At This Time, I Think

My Wife Has Told Me Since That I Was Hungover Every Mornng Until About Two In The Afternoon, And From Five Until Midnight I Was Drunk Out Of My Mind. So She Says There Was This Period Of About Three Hours When She Could Talk To Me Like A Rational Human Being.

If You Don't Control Your Temper, Your Temper Will Control You.

Sometimes Dead Is Better

I'm A Salami Writer. I Try To Write Good Salami, But Salami Is Salami.

...women Are Better At Keeping Secrets, But Men Are More Comfortable With Them.