But Wait!!! You Make It To 60.

A Dog Has No Shame. If He Can Do It, You Can Watch.

With Humans It's Abortion, But With Chickens It's An Omelet.

Life Is A Near-death Experience.

Sometimes When I'm Told To Use My Own Discretion, If No One Is Looking I'll Use Someone Else's. But I Always Put It Back.

I Often Warn People: "somewhere Along The Way, Someone Is Going To Tell You, 'there Is No "i" In Team.' What You Should Tell Them Is, 'maybe Not. But There Is An "i" In Independence, Individuality And Integrity.