But The God I Don't Believe In

Everyone In My Book Accuses Everyone Else Of Being Crazy. Frankly, I Think The Whole Society Is Nuts - And The Question Is: What Does A Sane Man Do In An Insane Society?

I'd Like To See The Government Get Out Of War Altogether And Leave The Whole Field To Private Individuals.

I Never Even Realized I Was Jewish Until I Was Practically Grown Up. Or Rather, I Used To Feel That Everybody In The World Was Jewish, Which Amounts To The Same Thing.

How Much Reverence Can You Have For A Supreme Being Who Finds It Necessary To Include Such Phenomena As Phlegm And Tooth Decay In His Divine System Of Creation? What In The World Was Running Through That Warped, Evil, Scatological Mind Of His When He Robbed Old People Of The Power To Control Their Bowel Movements?

Yossarian Decided To Change The Subject. "now You're Changing The Subject." He Pointed Out Diplomatically. "i'll Bet I Can Name Two Things To Be Miserable About For Every One You Can Name To Be Thankful For.