But I Always Like To Play Ugly

I Have No Desire To Carry A Movie.

Gift-wrap The Framed Artwork On Your Walls And Rehang Them - What's Nicer Than A Wall Of Presents To Look At?

Most People Think Witches Are A Coven Of Lesbians Dancing Naked In The Forest Celebrating The Semen Stolen From Imprisoned Hypnotized Males, Which They Then Use To Inseminate One Another Using Turkey Basters In Order To Create A Legion Of Demon Babies. Well, That's Only Part Of It. We Are Also Active In Community Outreach Programs.

I Like To Make Things, But I Looked At Old Craft Books On Weaving Or Mosaics Or Whatever, I'm Like, 'i Don't Really Know Anything About That Stuff.'

Gay Guys Know How To Craft, And They Craft Really Well. Straight Guys, Forget It.