Boy, It's A Tough Planet If You

When You Are On The Set, You Have Different Departments - You Got Camera, Sound, Props, Hair, Makeup, Catering, Executives. Imagine Each One Of Those Are Spokes On The Wagon Wheel. All The Spokes Come Into A Hub: The Hub Is The Director. The Wood The Spokes Go Into Are Distribution And Promotion; The Steel Wheel Around The Hub Is The Film. None Of These Have Anything In Common With Each Other.

My Dark Side, My Shadow, My Lower Companion Is Now In The Back Room Blowing Up Balloons For Kids' Parties.

Never Dip Lower Than You Can Dip.

I Don't Know How I Got Involved In 'celebrity Wife Swap.' It Came From My Agent Hugh. He Got The Opportunity For Me.

Be Nice To Everyone And Tell Jokes.