Boredom Is Often The Cause Of Promiscuity,

A Successful Marriage Requires Falling In Love Many Times, Always With The Same Person.

The Death Of Someone We Know Always Reminds Us That We Are Still Alive - Perhaps For Some Purpose Which We Ought To Re-examine.

Few Women Care What A Man Looks Like, And A Good Thing Too.

Philosophy Teaches A Man That He Can't Take It With Him; Taxes Teach Him He Can't Leave It Behind Either.

Likely As Not, The Child You Can Do The Least With Will Do The Most To Make You Proud.