Black Illusion Is All I Ever See.

Did You Know That The Percentage Of Young People In The Crucial 'youthquake' Age Bracket Of 15 To 24 Was Higher In 1973 Than In 1967 ? Therefore It Was Glam Rock That Ended The War In Vietnam.

There Are No Unsavable Souls.

I Knew It Was Time To Get Off Of Reality Tv When Someone Asked Me If I Sang As Well As Acted.

I Grew Up Having To Piss In A Bucket ’cos There Was No Indoor Shitter, And Now I Have These Computerised Japanese Super-loo Things That Have Heated Seats And Wash And Blow-dry Your Arse At The Touch Of A Button. Give It A Couple Of Years And I’ll Have A Bog With A Robot Arm That Pulls Out My Turds, So I Don’t Have To Strain.

There Are No Uncriminal Crimes.