Big Sisters Are The Crab Grass In

I Was Jumping Rope. Everything Was Fine. And Then Suddenly Everything Seemed So Futile.

Never Set Your Stomach For A Jelly-bread Sandwich Until You're Sure There's Some Jelly!

Brothers And Sisters Should Never Be In The Same Family.

I Despise Those Shallow Religious Comics. Dennis The Menace, For Instance, Is The Most Shallow. When They Show Him Praying - I Just Can't Stand That Sort Of Thing, Talking To God About Some Cutesy Thing That He'd Done During The Day. I Don't Think Hank Ketcham Has Any Deep Knowledge Of Things Like That.

A Kiss On The Nose Does Much Toward Turning Aside Anger.