Better To Be Screwed Physically Than Financially.

If I Quit Having Fun, Then It's Time For Me To Quit Working.

As I Climbed Up Into The High Old Bed, The Large Fly In My Personal Ointment Did The Same. Had I Actually Told Him He Could Get In Bed With Me? Well, I Decided, As I Wriggled Down Under The Soft Old Sheets And The Blanket And The Comforter, If Eric Had Designs On Me, I Was Just Too Tired To Care. "woman?" "hmmm?" "what's Your Name?" "sookie. Sookie Stackhouse." "thank You, Sookie." "welcome, Eric.

What I Think I'll Do Is I'll Do My Best To Yank Debbie Out Of Me By The Roots. And Then I'll Turn Up On Your Doorstep, One Day When You Least Expect It, And I'll Hope By Then You Will Have Given Up On Your Vampire.

Okay I've Been Stupid In The Past. Not Consistently Stupid, But Occasionally Stupid. And I've Made Mistakes. You Bet, I've Made Mistakes.

Not A Creature Was Stirring, Not Even An Elf.