Being Married Means I Can Break Wind

Your Shame Will Be Your Torture, And Your Torture Will Be Your Life. I Wish It Long.

It Is An Amazing Fact Of Human Nature That One Year We Can Be Chopping Each Other Up And The Next Year We Can Be Sharing A Pint. We Seem To Often Devolve Into Conflict No Matter How Much We Evolve...

I Have Love In My Life, A Soul Mate U2014u00a0absolutely. When Someone Asked Me Why Angie And I Don't Get Married, I Replied, 'maybe We'll Get Married When It's Legal For Everyone Else.' I Stand By That, Although I Took A Lot Of Flak For Saying It U2014u00a0hate Mail From Religious Groups. I Believe Everyone Should Have The Same Rights. They Say Gay Marriage Ruins Families And Hurts Kids. Well, I've Had The Privilege Of Seeing My Gay Friends Being Parents And Watching Their Kids Grow Up In A Loving Environment.

Fame Makes You Feel Permanently Like A Girl Walking Past Construction Workers.

Man, If I Can Get A Burp Out Of That Little Thing I Feel Such A Sense Of Accomplishment.