Being An Older Mom, I'm Super Mellow

My First Record Had Just Broken, And These Guys Wanted My Autograph. I Thought, Oh, God, They Recognize Me. Turns Out They Thought I Was Heidi Fleiss.

I Can Always Tell When People Have Had Plastic Surgery.

I Have A Philosophy That Everything You Write Doesn't Have To Be Good For Everybody. There Are Going To Be People That Get Irritated By Some Of The Things I Write-including My Parents. And Then There Are Going To Be People That You Draw In Because Of The Pointedness Of Certain Things.

The Greatest Hits In Some Weird Way Marks The End Of Something.

People Don't Realize That I'm Really Funny And I'm An Excellent Bridge Player.