Because I Was Young, I Had This

You Don't Have To Lay An Egg To Know If It Tastes Good.

Everything In Japan Is Hidden. Real Life Has An Unlisted Phone Number.

Never Allow Your Child To Call You By Your First Name. He Hasn't Known You Long Enough.

Large, Naked, Raw Carrots Are Acceptable As Food Only To Those Who Live In Hutches Eagerly Awaiting Easter.

Smoking Is The Great Romance Of My Lifetime. If I Could Find Someone I Wanted Forty-five Times A Day, Perhaps I Could Stop.