Because I Am An Inhuman Monster, I

...my Conscience Has The Same Hard Reality As A Unicorn.

…a Cheerful Black Shadow Reared Up Behind Him As He Spoke, Thundering A Happy Challenge To My Dark Passenger, Which Slid Forward And Bellowed Back.

And I Was Having Too Much Fun To Stop Now.

And As We Should All Know By Now, Anytime You Predict Failure You Have An Excellent Chance Of Being Right.

We Can't Always Do What We Think We Have To Do. So When There's Nothing Else You Can Do, You Wait... No Matter What... Pressure... You Might Feel.