Barack Obama Is Like The Old Joke

As An American Citizen, I'm Not Asking For Any Special Treatment - The Only Thing I Ask And Want Is To Be Treated Just Like An Illegal Alien.

Nobody Has Ever Denied That When It Comes To His Trade - Gigolo - John Forbes Kerry Is One Of The All-time Greats. He's In The Gigolo Hall Of Fame. See, A Really Good Gigolo Might Snag One Heiress In A Lifetime With A Nine-figure Trust Fund. Kerry Has Married Two. When It Comes To Gigolos, He's Steve Jobs.

Has There Ever Been Anybody, Real Or Fictional, Whiter Than Betty Crocker?

Scott Brown May Be The Last Republican To Win A Statewide Fight In Massachusetts For A Very Long Time. He Caught The Machine Flat-footed In January 2010 When He Out-hustled Martha Coakley And Stole The Senate Seat Ted Kennedy Held All Those Years. And Since Then, The Democrats Haven't Lost A Single Statewide Fight.

Joe Biden Was First Elected To The Senate In 1972 At Age 30. Somewhere Around 1992, He Should Have Had To Go Out And Get A Real Job.