Aye, Wumman, If It's Truly Romantic, Then

If Its Got Tires Or Testicles It's Going To Give You Trouble

As A Successful Romantic Novelist - One Of My Publishers Is Mills & Boon - I Create The Sort Of Male Heroes That No Woman Could Fail To Adore And Few Real Men Could Hope To Emulate.

No, My Young Apprentice. You Said The Exact Right Thing. Again. I'm Just Laughing At Life." "why?" He Asked, Opening Both His Eyes. "because Sometimes It's Either Laugh Or Cry. I Prefer Laugh. How About You?

I'm Here Because She's Here, And She Belongs To Me. ~rephaim

Oh For Craps Sake. You're Not Dying Again, Are You? It's Seriously Inconvenient When You Do That." -aphrodite