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I'm A Joke Comic. I Tell Jokes.

I'm Not A Movie Guy, I'm Not A Tv Sitcom Guy, But Whatever Seems To Fit And Is Funny Is Good For Me.

I Have No Grand Scheme.

I Have A Lot Of Pot Tendencies. I'm Always Late, I Laugh For No Reason, I Watch Jeopardy! With The Sound Off And Make Up My Own Questions.

Once You Get Offstage You're Just Like Everyone Else, And Everyone Else Can Get Into A Fight.