Ask Yourself, If There Was To Be

Never Get Involved With Someone Who Wants To Change You

Nothing In Our Culture, Not Even Home Computers, Is More Overrated Than The Epidermal Felicity Of Two Featherless Bipeds In Desperate Congress.

I've Always Lived In The Same Way.

Manners Are A Way Of Getting What You Want Without Appearing To Be An Absolute Swine.

One Of The Special Beauties Of America Is That It Is The Only Country In The World Where You Are Not Advised To Learn The Language Before Entering. Before I Ever Set Out For The United States, I Asked A Friend If I Should Study American. His Answer Was Unequivocal. "on No Account," He Said. "the More English You Sound, The More Likely You Are To Be Believed."