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First Of All, I Wish I Could Grow A Beard.

My Whole Creative Career Is A Product Of The Internet. ...i'll Take That Back. To Some Degree. My Fascination With Cultural Esoterica And Trivia And So On Was Well-formed Long Before I Got My First Aol Account.

My Type Of Humor Is Me Not Caring Whether People Know What I'm Talking About Or Not.

Sports Is A Bloodless Rehearsal Of Confrontation, And Everyone Shakes Hands Or High Fives Or Fist Bumps At The End To Show That Everything Is Okay.

Truth May Be Stranger Than Fiction, Goes The Old Saw, But It Is Never As Strange As Lies.