As Children, Our Protests Availed Little. As

To Gain A Reputation For Virtue, Grieve Over Those You Injure.

Flattery Has To Overcome My Mistrust, And It Does.

I Feel Disappointed, But I Don't Remember Just What I Expected.

Paradox Implies That Stating A Contradiction Disposes Of It.

I Am Forbidden Sugar, Fat, And Alcohol. So Hooray, I Guess, For Oatmeal, Lemon Juice, And Chicken Soup.