As A Creative Person, You Want To

I Would Like To Have Windshield Wipers That Do The Whole Windshield, Please.

It's Not The Size Of The Dog In The Fight, It's The Size Of The Dog's Owner - And The Distance You Are From Your Car.

If I Had To Pick One Artist To Tile My Bathroom I Would Go With Mc Escher.

There Is A Fine Line Between A Sleepover And Just Drinking Way Too Much At Someone Else's House.

Canoe + Waterfall = I Don't Go Camping Anymore.