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To Harry Secombe: I Hope You Die First As I Don't Want You Singing At My Funeral.

Chopsticks Are One Of The Reasons The Chinese Never Invented Custard.

Never Return To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died. After Five Days In Hospital, I Took A Turn For The Nurse.

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